CRUSH

I love women so much! I can't possibly explain all the things I feel towards women! I love thinking about kissing women, kissing their backs especially! A womans back has to be one of the sexiest areas period! I love to kiss backs! Especially when the skin is very warm or even hot!
So in the place where I work Fridays, sometimes Saturdays, works a stunning woman that I am very much attracted to. I have not seen her back, but the way her body is built, I can just tell her back is amazing! I've never really been attracted to blonds but this time it was love at first sight!
She is very slim and definitely a little older than me. Oh how in my day dreams do I wish to undress her! She has been looking and smiling at me with a very intriguing smile, so I am not hopeless in this situation. I will tell you about all the updates. I want her so badly! We will see what happens.

PANTIES

Gotta say, I love pulling off panties! I love the way the hips seem to pop with their usual fucking sexiness and of course the first peek of the pillow island right above the pussy itself, the way it sometimes wants to slow the process by slightly grabbing the panties. Silly silly pubic area. It's even better to first feel the still dry hairs under the kisses and the slow heat radiating from the lower regions of thy pussy and then the first drop of wet sweetness that seeped through the lips! The dew drop of "it's on". Yeah that's really an amazing feeling!
Pulling panties off of anyone for the first time is a thrill because they reveal a pussy that I've never seen or tasted before. And you know, I don't mind the hair, it does not bother me, in fact I like it. Maybe because I have never experienced hard painful hairs before, but I like the way it smells like soap or shampoo, it adds to the whole experience.
I like the way it feels against my face and I like the way it smells after, when it's soaked with pussy juice and it smells like it too, haha, just a wonderful sense of accomplishment.
Sometimes I like to do the deed with the panties still on. But that's a different story.

SPIT

Sometimes I love to spit on a pussy! Even if it's dripping madly (like the Doors song). Even if it's throbbing wet little songs into my mouth and I am pretty much taking a shower in it. I just like to spit right on it's glistening little face, just because it adds extra filth to the over all scene. Usually this happens when I am in the hungry, pussy devouring mode and not during the slow moving loving action where I like to do a lot of pussy kissing and slow clit teasing. The nasty way of fucking and sucking and kissing is no doubt great but I can't be insane all the time. I do like the slower approach better, just because I can really digest everything properly and stare at everything longer, give more love to the thighs and knees and the hips and everything everywhere else! But during the wild, super passionate nights I think spitting is hot. The last one night stand I had, I was wasted to hell, but in the wave of talking dirty and breathing all heavily and kissing with teeth I asked the woman to spit into my mouth and she did! And I enjoyed it a whole lot. It was a good time. Although in my drunken state I did get puzzled a little. When we were rolling around like pieces of clay that came alive, I put my fingers in her pussy and went upstairs for the sweet velvet cushions only to feel something extremely unfamiliar and foreign! What the fuck is wrong with this chick I asked myself, who the fuck are those weird little wings that are not usually there?! And they feel kind of strange! But I let it be and just went onto bigger better things, putting that whole experience out of my drunk mind immediately. Only in the morning did she tell me she was wearing a diaphragm! And only on my train ride home did I understand that her inner wings felt plastic like to me. And only by the time I got home did I cringe for the first time. I did not love that feeling! I want my spongy velvet cushions damn it!

FROM BEHIND

Are there really words to describe the beauty of eating pussy from behind? Or from underneath? DAMN! How exciting is that shit? It's fucking hot is what it is!
Some women are shy about the behind position while others are quick to turn around and put the junk in their trunk right in my face. Do I love when that happens! Love is an understatement in this case! Maybe some may think it's nasty, but nothing can be more erotic and sexual than finding myself with a sexy ass hugging my face and a wet pussy riding up and down my mouth! All the good stuff is accessible that way! I can always slide one hand under and play with what they call boobies, while the other hand can be squeezing the butt cheeks all at the same time as the tongue is licking pussy or something else! Something a little higher ah? Well I have not been beating around the bush so far, why start now, yes the tongue can be licking the asshole or travel back and forth between two of our finest destinations. It really is the ultimate position! I love 69's as well! This without question is the greatest. I can eat pussy while getting sucked, really? What? You're shitting me?! FUCK! Playing with the butt cheeks during a 69 is something I can never unlove or forget about. This one thought can drive me up the wall during sleepless nights fiending for some loving. But after all that, the idea of a woman turning around from her back to her knees and throwing it up in the air like she just don't care is definitely one of the hottest thoughts I can think of. Because it's just like, here you go, this is for you, I WANT you to lick me from behind! Kills me. Just kills me! I am dead. And I think I'm going to go do something. Do zombies masterbate?

SOAKED

When pussy is super wet, nothing can be better! I have seen pussies so wet they drip like the aliens! I swear! A syrupy substance that can stretch from the pussy all the way down to the floor. This kind of juice is usually hard to handle, because it can really fill up your whole mouth with taste and girth, but I still love it because I'm probably a freak. I don't care. Maybe that means something is wrong with that womans pussy, I still don't care! Once a woman was sucking me while I was on my back and I could see her pussy dripping a small continuous stream onto the floor boards. I loved seeing that! And then I ate her pussy for a nice long while! And that's another thing, I love eating pussy for a long time, I even dig it when my jaw starts hurting as though I've been chewing gum for 5 hours straight. It's okay, when pussy is beautiful and warm and soft and sweet, pain does not exist! I can't get enough of wet pussy all over my face, seriously, when I am splashing in there like a kid in a pool, my mind goes out the window and I'm extremely high! It's really true that pussy makes men go insane. I recall moments of total loss of logic and reasoning! I've had my tongue hurting for a week at a time after certain pussy eating sessions! My jaw as well. But it's just so much fun to roll my face in super wet pussy! It really is! There is nothing wrong with it, there is nothing bad about it, it's just straight up F.U.N.
And to my surprise, I have met a lot of women who have no idea how kick ass this experience could be for THEM! And I have gotten so many complaints about men not wanting to or not knowing how to eat pussy and I am usually just speechless! Fellas, what the fuck is wrong with you?! EAT SOME PUSSY DAMN IT!

ARMPITS

Armpits is one of my weird fetishes I suppose, but I love kissing them during my full body explorations AND during moments where the mind is about flying out the top of my head from being so turned on in every way. Kissing armpits just puts me over the edge! I love to bring up a woman's arm and expose that little nest of good ol' lovin'! It really is though, a little warm oven for a stranded traveler! It can also be the naughtiest, most sexual bit of flesh on that body. And I personally like the more chubby, soft, cushiony pits that are always so inviting. Oh it fucking kills me how some woman have these amazingly sexy little pillows even when the arm is down. FUCK! But don't get me wrong skinny armpits are very attractive as well. They are all wonderful to moi! It's amazing to just plunge in there and feel that slightly rough skin on my lips. But it's because even in porn I don't see people doing this, it turns me on that much more. It's not considered a sexual standard and I love anything that's different or goes against something normal. Of course I must follow that up with NOT EVERYTHING that goes against normal! I would never consider eating shit or vomit or have sex with animals. But the armpit is an underrated gem which is great to kiss and I think it feels good to the woman. There is something slightly perverted about it, but not in a nasty way, just in a way that lets a woman know, you are about ALL of her body! And usually when I am with a women, damn right I am about ALL of her body! If you don't love and explore it all, then it's all just a boring act of getting off isn't it? I have to find all the spots, kiss and touch all the parts! FUCK!

MORNING PUSSY

One of the things I love most is eating pussy in the morning! I call this brushing your teeth with pussy OR, mouthwashing with pussy! When I wake up with the usual nasty cotton mouth, the rotten, dead animal taste in there, it is simply a beautiful thing to get my mouth onto some warm soft pussy that's so full of fire. Make it open it's petals and give me the nectar that washes all the bad taste away! Thank you pussy!
AND, after long nights of losing weight the sex way, I have woken up with quite the hunger brewing in me, but right after a balanced pussy breakfast I was okay to get up and go to the train and take the ride home! It's usually a very long ride, because I live near Coney Island, BUT, on all of those rides I sat there quite satisfied in the stomach area! I also often wondered after eating pussy in the morning whether the person next to me on the train can smell that pussy from my face. It's some feeling I tell you, to walk around with pussy all over your mouth. Dare I say: A PUSSY BEARD? Don't you love it! Yes I do!
Eating pussy in the morning is also a good way to wake up well. When I start doing it in a sleepy, not fully awake state, I can safely say that by the time my chin is soaked completely and I am proudly kicking back on the bed looking at the ceiling, I am alive, and awake, and ready to get my dick sucked. (but it doesn't always happen)